Wednesday, January 11, 2017

The Unreality

“I sat, drinking vodka from a 24 oz glass, on the patio and I watched a baby drown."
"You did what?" Said a voice on the other end of the phone. “Why?”
“Because I couldn’t swim, and I heard that babies have no fear of drowning. I wanted to see if the baby could float. Don’t they move around in their mother's womb while they’re fetuses?”
“Who’s baby was it?”
“It was the neighbors' kid. They were desperate.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, they know I’m a recovering alcoholic. Well, I used to be. Was sober for 7 years, until they gave me a bottle of Russian Vodka. They left it on the kitchen table with a note, saying 'thanks for taking care of Julian for us at a seconds notice. We’ve left you this bottle. Enjoy!'”
“What happened to the baby?”
“Do you realize how much I love vodka? How much I missed it?”
“What happened to the baby? Did he or she survive? Please tell me you jumped in the water to save the baby!”
“I can’t swim.”
“So, the baby died?”
“That’s what I thought I saw, faced down in the pool a few minutes later, but I had fallen asleep. Or maybe I had passed out. I don’t remember, but it was night when I had awakened to the sound of a baby crying, and I got up. I had that this headache that was kicking my ass, and I staggered as I walked. I could hardly make it in the house.”
“What happened?”
“I carried the empty bottle with me inside the house and I went to the bedroom, and there the baby was, crying in his crib. I hadn’t let the baby drown after all. But it seemed so real. I went back out to the patio, because I recalled seeing a baby faced down in the pool earlier today.”
“You don’t remember, do you? You were a little boy at the time.”
“What are you saying?”
“ That’s what almost happened to you, when you were five months old. I was sitting, drinking vodka from a 24 oz glass, on the patio and I watched you almost drown. You mother had come out of the house at the time, with a tray of sandwiches for us. She saw you, she dropped the tray and she dove in the water to save you.”
“Why didn’t you save me?”
“Because I couldn’t swim. I still can't swim, and I heard that babies have no fear of drowning. I wanted to see if you could float. Don’t babies move around in their mother's womb while they’re fetuses?”

The end

Monday, October 24, 2011

The Way Out is Through


“Vincent, remember I told you what happened in the hospital after I got sick and puked all over myself trying to get to the bathroom?”
“Yes I remember you said that but …”
“Can you do what you did in the hospital?” Layla looked at Isaac.
Isaac smiled at Layla. She bent down so he could kiss her forehead.
“Thank you,” she said, standing up. She smiled at Vincent.
“Why are you….”
“Isaac just healed me.”
“What? What are you talking about.”
“Honey, I can’t explain it, and I know it doesn’t make sense, but I’m pretty sure I don’t have the cancer anymore.”
“Woman, have you lost your mind?”
Layla grabbed Vincent’s hand and placed it on the bottom of the left side of her left breast. “Do you feel anything.?”
“No.”
“Let’s go to the hospital, right now. I have something to show you.”
When they went to the hospital, her doctor was just about to leave for the day and Layla begged him to do another mammogram. He was reluctant to do so, but he remembered that Layla Morrison was the woman who was rumored to have been miraculously cured of a brain tumor that was inoperable and, if she was insisting that she was healed again, then maybe, in her case, it was true. At the very least, he wanted to see for himself, considering that he was the one who initially gave her the diagnosis of breast cancer. He was able to put a rush on the mammogram, biopsy, blood work and other lab reports and when he received them 5 days later, he was dumbfounded. The new reports didn’t show any abnormalities at all. He was literally dumbfounded.
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Thursday, May 19, 2011

The Beginning And The End Of Everything



The only reason I tried to be as still as I could, while lying underneath my father’s body was because I was playing dead. While trying to make sure that my breathing wasn’t noticeable, I was trying to be as conscious as I could be under the circumstances. As much as I wanted to scream, as much as I wanted to ask why this was happening, I figured that, as long as I didn’t move, then whoever was shooting would think he had killed everyone in the car and would leave as quickly as he had come upon us. I had hoped my father wasn’t dead, but he had stopped moving suddenly, and his body felt like a lead blanket spread out over me. He was heavy. I could hardly breathe. A minute earlier, my father had yelled and moved in front of me to block me as a man had reached in the driver’s side window with a gun and had unloaded it throughout the car, spraying all of us with bullets. Did he know my mother’s best friend who was driving my older brother to the emergency room because of his asthma? Did he know my brother, who was slumped over in the passenger seat, or was it one of those random muggings that we so often hear about on television and think it could never happen to us because of where we lived?

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